scaro ([info]scaro) wrote,
@ 2006-05-16 19:11:00
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Editorial Doom
I posted this homage on my office door today.

Thou art an editor. And I am the broom that must sweep the court clean of such filth as thou art. Thou hast most traitorously courrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a grammar school. And whereas, before, your forefathers had no other references but Chicago and Words into Type, thou hast caused the Internet to be used, and, contrary to the king, his crown and dignity, thou hast built the MSTP style guide. It will be proved to thy face that thou hast men about thee that usually talk of a noun and a verb, and such abominable words as no Christian ear can endure to hear.
Adapted from 2 King Henry VI.



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